If you want

from Raj Caceres <themaharoger@gmail.com>
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date Wed, Apr 21, 2010 at 9:41 PM
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If you want someone who will eat
whatever you put in front of him and never say it’s not quite as good as
his mother’s,


….then adopt a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as
long and wherever you want …


….then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies


….then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm
your feet and whom you can push off if he snores


….then adopt a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t care
if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually ..


….then adopt a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when
you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over
the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home
to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to
ensure his happiness ,







..



….then adopt a cat!

Now, be honest.  You thought I was gonna say… Marry a man, didn’t
you?

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their
day.
Send this to all the men you know so they can watch

the cats dance :o) 


You…


……have a GREAT Day!!!

 

 

 

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